Wrestlemania "dream matches"
Since we're now officially on the "Road to Wrestlemania" it's that time of year again where people start speculating on the which legends will return for the biggest show of the year. If I was going to book WMXXI and needed some dream matches, here's how I would book the big legend matches.
As a disclaimer, let's assume the guys with injuries could work on more match and the guys with real off-stage problems could put the issues aside for a night.
Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart: Injuries and hate aside, I still think these two could put together on final score-settler. Hart could stay on the mat to avoid injuries and Michaels could carry most of the match. Special stipulation: If Shawn wins, Bret has to shake his hand an appoligize for being a baby all these years. If Bret wins, he gets five minutes with Vince McMahon.
Hulk Hogan vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin: The build-up would be easy. The biggest star of the eighties takes on the biggest star of the nineties. Do it now before it becomes the "star in his eighties takes on the biggest star in his nineties."
Ric Flair vs. Mick Foley: Their off-stage feud started with a few shots at each other in their books. Then it turned into blows. Most of the IWC knows about the heat between the two, so why not make an angle out of it?
I know none of this stuff would happen, but that's what fantasy booking is.
As a disclaimer, let's assume the guys with injuries could work on more match and the guys with real off-stage problems could put the issues aside for a night.
Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart: Injuries and hate aside, I still think these two could put together on final score-settler. Hart could stay on the mat to avoid injuries and Michaels could carry most of the match. Special stipulation: If Shawn wins, Bret has to shake his hand an appoligize for being a baby all these years. If Bret wins, he gets five minutes with Vince McMahon.
Hulk Hogan vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin: The build-up would be easy. The biggest star of the eighties takes on the biggest star of the nineties. Do it now before it becomes the "star in his eighties takes on the biggest star in his nineties."
Ric Flair vs. Mick Foley: Their off-stage feud started with a few shots at each other in their books. Then it turned into blows. Most of the IWC knows about the heat between the two, so why not make an angle out of it?
I know none of this stuff would happen, but that's what fantasy booking is.



2 Comments:
At 3:14 PM ,
JSabata said...
WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE:
GOLDBERG V. LESNAR - Ultimate Fight Championship
EDGE AND CHRISTIAN V. DUDLEYS V. HARDYS - Elimination Chamber/TLC match, with the belts suspended 10 ft above the chamber.
SHAWN MICHAELS V. BRET HART - Three Stages of Hell.
ALL THE DIVAS AND DIVA WANNABES in a kiss and make up match... There would be no wrestling... It would just be all of them making out and then turning into a giant lesbian orgy... I don't really need it to be at Wrestlemania, but a DVD would do me fine...
PETE ROSE V. KANE in a Baseball on a Pole Match
and finally....
Test V. X-Pac V. Chyna V. Konnan V. Billy Gunn V. Nash V. Hall V. Ralphus V. Luther Reigns in an EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE NOW MATCH. Yeah, that would be a good one.
At 3:51 PM ,
Jason said...
Damn, how'd I forget Kane vs. Pete Rose.
I'd also like to see just X-Pac vs. Chyna (with Howard Stern as the Referee and Mini-me as the special time-keeper.) The winner gets a night with Jake Roberts.
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