Washington Gookers?

I read this on Wrestlecrap's mailbag this morning. Then I almost had to call 911. (death by laughing)

"I was just watching CNN, and they had a report on the new Washington Nationals baseball team. Anyways, the reporter was standing next to a giant egg, that he says will hatch on Sunday and introduce the team's new mascot. Yes, they're publicizing a new mascot that will come out of a giant freaking egg. Where have we seen this before? Somebody tell Gene Okerlund to grab his dancing shoes."

Link: Wrestlecrap