JEDI-SIZE ME!!!

I never thought it was possible, especially after those first two crap-filled movies, but I'll be damned if I don't have Star Wars fever all over the place. I just went to Burger King and paid six bucks for a burger and fries just to get a couple of toys. And the best news ever is that next week my favorite website (WrestleCrap.com) will even post a review of Revenge of the Sith.

I can't wait to break the news to my girlfriend that we'll be watching the first five Star Wars movies back-to-back this weekend!

Ahhhhhhhh! Too excited...head exploding....