Another Joke

Here's another joke I found on a message board.

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.....

The children began:

'Red............Cherry'

'Yellow.......Lemon'

'Green.........Lime'

'Orange.......Orange'

Finally, the professor gave them all a HONEY flavored lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the
taste.

'Well,' he said 'I'll give you a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, 'Oh My God! They're assholes.'