Here's another forward...

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep --
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed --
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen.


MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with great boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.