Where was I?

Sorry I haven't posted lately. I'll let you dear readers guess why from the following multiple choice options:

1) I "hurt" my knee.
2) I lost my smile.
3) I didn't want to put over Bret Hart.
4) Kevin Nash ate my homework.
5) Tammy Sytch ate Kevin Nash's homework.
6) Tammy Sytch shoved Kevin Nash's homework up her nose.
7) I shot myself in the head after watching the last WWE Diva Search segment.
8) I'm just really lazy.