Welcome to Russo world.
Tonight is Vince Russo's first TNA PPV. It's about half way over right now, so I don't know the "big announcement" yet, but I did see the following on PWInsider.com's live results...
Jay Lethal vs. Petey Williams
When they introduced Lethal, he was nowhere to be found. They went backstage where Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, and Chris Sabin were goofing around playing videogames and acting like goofs. Jerry Lynn yelled at them to get it together. Dutt said they took care of it and held up a box of laxatives. Lynn told Sabin he should be preparing for his X-Division shot tonight. Sabin offered him a potato chip. Lynn walked off disgusted as Sabin yelled, "Jerry? You forgot your chip!"
In the ring, Williams was looking at the bottle of water he was sipping, worried it was poisoned. Lethal came to the ring, taping his wrists and getting ready as he made his way down the aisle. Williams shoulderblocked him down. Lethal went for a tiltowhirl but Williams evaded it. Lethal went for his cartwheel into the dropkick but again, Williams evaded. Lethal finally hit the dropkick. Lethal hit a springboard dropkick into the ring for a two count. Lethal was on the apron when Williams slid out between his legs to the floor and pulled him off into the guard rail. Williams worked him over on the floor and then continued the assault in the ring. As the match continued, Williams began acting as if he was trying not to go to the bathroom. The referee and Lethal were both acting as if they smelled something. Williams tied Lethal in the tree of woe but couldn't get on the ropes because he had to go so bad. Dutt was at ringside showing off the laxative box. Lethal began nailing Williams with punches to the gut, "making it worse" for Williams. Lethal gave him an atomic drop. Lethal hit a clothesline and a rolling senton splash. He kept striking Williams in the gut. He gave Williams a gutbuster for a two count. Williams made a comeback but was hampered by his condition. The crowd chanted, "Hold it in." Williams went for the Canadian Destroyer but finally couldn't stop holding it. He went to leave the ring but Lethal rolled him up for the pin. Williams ran to the back. Welcome back to wrestling, Vince Russo.
Yes, you read that right. Wrestlers losing matches because they have to poop. Notice that Russo is kind of a unfunny version of R. D. Reynolds?
I'll wait to declare TNA Wrestling dead until after they make the announcment that will rewrite "the history of the professional wrestling industry." (Their words)
Link: Pro Wrestling Insider.com
Jay Lethal vs. Petey Williams
When they introduced Lethal, he was nowhere to be found. They went backstage where Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, and Chris Sabin were goofing around playing videogames and acting like goofs. Jerry Lynn yelled at them to get it together. Dutt said they took care of it and held up a box of laxatives. Lynn told Sabin he should be preparing for his X-Division shot tonight. Sabin offered him a potato chip. Lynn walked off disgusted as Sabin yelled, "Jerry? You forgot your chip!"
In the ring, Williams was looking at the bottle of water he was sipping, worried it was poisoned. Lethal came to the ring, taping his wrists and getting ready as he made his way down the aisle. Williams shoulderblocked him down. Lethal went for a tiltowhirl but Williams evaded it. Lethal went for his cartwheel into the dropkick but again, Williams evaded. Lethal finally hit the dropkick. Lethal hit a springboard dropkick into the ring for a two count. Lethal was on the apron when Williams slid out between his legs to the floor and pulled him off into the guard rail. Williams worked him over on the floor and then continued the assault in the ring. As the match continued, Williams began acting as if he was trying not to go to the bathroom. The referee and Lethal were both acting as if they smelled something. Williams tied Lethal in the tree of woe but couldn't get on the ropes because he had to go so bad. Dutt was at ringside showing off the laxative box. Lethal began nailing Williams with punches to the gut, "making it worse" for Williams. Lethal gave him an atomic drop. Lethal hit a clothesline and a rolling senton splash. He kept striking Williams in the gut. He gave Williams a gutbuster for a two count. Williams made a comeback but was hampered by his condition. The crowd chanted, "Hold it in." Williams went for the Canadian Destroyer but finally couldn't stop holding it. He went to leave the ring but Lethal rolled him up for the pin. Williams ran to the back. Welcome back to wrestling, Vince Russo.
Yes, you read that right. Wrestlers losing matches because they have to poop. Notice that Russo is kind of a unfunny version of R. D. Reynolds?
I'll wait to declare TNA Wrestling dead until after they make the announcment that will rewrite "the history of the professional wrestling industry." (Their words)
Link: Pro Wrestling Insider.com
Labels: Wrestling
posted by Jason @ 8:20 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home