Jeff Fortenberry

So I'm flipping through the channels and as I went past EWTN I saw Scott Hahn on the TV. Now, none of you have the slightest clue as to who Scott Hahn is, but know this: I only have on rule to live by and that is if Scott Hahn is on my television I stop everything and watch.

Anyhow, I say to myself, "That dork talking to Scott Hahn looks a heckofalot like Jeff Fortenberry." And sure enough, it WAS Jeff Fortenberry. Plastic hair and all. I watched him talk to Dr. Hahn and I couldn't believe what I was hearing. He actually sounded like he knew what he talking about! Like I said, none of you know who in the world Scott Hahn is, but let me put it this way: Compared to Dr. Scott Hahn, EVERYONE ELSE in the world is a complete idiot. He has an IQ of something like 645.

I watched a little more and found out that Fortenberry has a Master's in Theology at Franciscan University of all places. Very cool. I'm not sure why he's wasting that in politics, but I guess I'm going to have to actually vote for the guy next time.

Link: Jeff Fortenberry
Link: EWTN

And how's that for a first post back after a pretty stressful week? :P