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Monday, February 26, 2007

2006 FANNY AWARDS

Here's a Wrestlecrap sytle silly wrestling awards. It includes such awards as

1)THE FALSE FINISH. This is the award that honors one star, saying "I can't ******* believe he/she lived another year,

5)PUSH THAT MAN!......INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC: (for wrestler who is least deserving of a Push.)

9)THE DARSOW AWARD (For Wrestler who's persevered through a TERRIBLE gimmick/angle)

17)Who's "Necks-t"? (Award for wrestler most likely to get injured)

18)"EVEN WE'RE EMBARRASSED TO BE FANS. US!" (event or angle that is so terrible or tasteless, even we don't approve)

and my favorite...

19)"HOW ABOUT SOME CLEARASIL FOR THAT BACK?!" Award for most obvious Steroid job

EDIT: I checked out their 2003 awards. They actually had this category:

1)FINISH OF THE YEAR. Which wrestler's death was the best, most original, or most memorable?

I'd call it tastless if it wasn't so funny.

http://www.thewrestlingfan.com/fannyawards.html

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