Nessie's English cousin spotted

Richard Freeman of the Centre for Fortean Zoology, which researches mystery animals, said the sightings could in fact be of giant sterile eels, which, unlike normal eels, "just stay in fresh water and get bigger and bigger".

I don't know where the "Centre for Fortean Zoology" is, but what I do know is that I NEED to work there. Click on the link for a picture.

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