WWE to "go real"

Here's a parody article by good friend (and so-so cousin...jk) James Sabata.

My favorite part:

Seventeen years ago, (Vince) admitted Wrestling was not real. In doing so, he did not have to answer to the steroid allegations. However, this time around, Vincent Kennedy McMahon realized that it was only professional wrestling being targeted. No one seems to mind that steroid use is abundant in Hockey, Football, Basketball, the LPGA, and Baseball.
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By becoming a legitimate sport, the hope is that they will no longer be targeted by Congress or anyone else asking bothersome questions.


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